Manginas

On 'manginas' (Man+Vagina=Mangina). 

This word popped into my head this afternoon after listening to a book about the rise of feminism in America over the last few decades.  Men are becoming more and more like women, and women are becoming more and more like men.  Women becoming like men in responsibilities and intellect, all great.  Men becoming like women HOLD UP!  Don't do it, just don't!  Women do not want men acting like women at all.  Yes we want you to understand us, our moods, our desires, our irresistible urges to buy something that sparkles; but please don't become like us in any of those areas in the process of 'understanding' us.  This will turn you into a 'mangina'! 

Here are some of the tell tale signs that you are approaching the 'mangina' status:

- You get 'hurt' when someone says you look like you gained weight

- You spend any more than 5 minutes doing your hair in the morning

- You like to go shoe shopping

- You suggest to the woman you're on a date with to split the bill

- You won't take out the trash because its 'dirty'

- You are afraid of a bug (any type)

- You cry during ANY movie

Men, please.. if you do any of the above things than consider yourselves lucky to ever have been in a relationship with a woman.  Women, if you are in a relationship with a man who does any of the above things, check to be sure he doesn't wear your lingerie while you are away from home.  Highly likely he is prancing around in it and shaking his butt in the mirror.